Brain Droppings & Other Neurological Waste

Thursday, 12 May 2016

Picture Perfect Pauperie

Hey, Veesus, Mikel heire

1. Painting of Cosmo Kramer

I particularly like this image because it makes me feel nostalgic for an era where Michael Richards was beloved by all and wasn't a racist dick-cheese.

2. Korn's first album cover from 1994

The thing that I really like about this picture, is the ambiguity it possesses. What does that shadow guy actually look like? Is he holding a horseshoe, or something worse? Plus, if you look closely at the shadowed K, it looks like the girl on the swings' shadow is being hanged.

3. Bacon

This image is fantastic to look at because.....well, look at it. It's BACON!!!

4. Edward Norton

This sexy beast is Edward Norton, the greatest actor of all time

5. Chill-ass Orangutan

This orangutan was shot in the leg, this image is epic because the orangutan clearly doesn't give two shits about the fact that he got shot.

6. Handsome Squidward

This picture has been known to cause countless orgasms in both men and women. If you don't feel your genitals tingle as you look at this picture, then something is terribly wrong.

7. Kurt Cobain's last photoshoot

These are some of the last photos taken of Kurt Cobain before the 27 year old Nirvana frontman was found dead in his home on April 5th 1994

8. Giraffes

Who doesn't love some good ol' giraffes.

9. Mountain Chicken

Is it a frog? A chicken? Does it even live in the mountains? The world may never know about the mysterious Mountain Chicken

10. Sexy Beard

Who doesn't love a good sexy man beard, mmmmmmmm

-Mikel

Thursday, 14 April 2016

Weeaboos: misunderstood or worse than cancer?

Hey, veesus, Mikel heire.

Let's talk about weeaboos, or as I like to call them, weebs. These strange creatures are unhealthily obsessed with anime and Japanese culture. Some even go so far as to abandon their own perceived culture and say they're full-on Japanese. So a 46 year old man living in his mom's basement watching Spirited Away, eating gas station sushi, and swinging a 300$ katana that mommy bought him, is totally Japanese according to the weeaboo faith.

This is one of the most xenophobic cultures I've ever seen. Plus, it's hella creepy. Some weebs say that they're married to certain anime characters, yeah....that's weird. They often talk about their unquenchable thirst for Japanese blood. Well, not really, but they might as well Bunch of sociopaths glued to their DSI's .

You're most likely to find weebs in their bedrooms (in their parents house) filled with anime posters and comics, usually hentai and other tentacle porn garbage. I'm willing to bet that if a weeaboo actually went to japan, they would say "where's the subtitles?" with that being said, if you can't watch Japanese anime without subtitles, then you're not Japanese.

In conclusion, you can like some anime (or hentai) on the down-low, but if you let anime completely consume your soul, you're a disgusting weeb and you need help. Don't buy expensive weapons that you aren't gonna use, don't pretend you're Japanese if you live in England and are completely Caucasian, know you're not married to an anime character, don't fantasize about rape, and eating sushi ain't a big event.

Weeaboos suck, hard.

-Mikel

#STOPWEEABOOS

Tuesday, 12 April 2016

Super Sexy Secret Service Security Post

Hey, veesus, Mikel heire.

How often do you do you really think about just how safe you are online?

You could be on Pornhub, delving into your unsavory tastes (to say the least) or you could be checking your Paypal account to make sure everything is just how it should be, or even just doing something as simple as checking your email. You never really think about how many people can also see this.

It's not just about wandering into phishing sites. If you put up too much personal information on a bunch of different accounts or just use the same password for everything, you're potentially putting yourself at risk of your "shit being disturbed"

Hackers could steal all your money, or even worse......all your dank memes!

So in order to stay safe and remain the master of the spice meatbal. You need to think about how safe you're being. Use a couple of different passwords, write them down if necessary. Try not to overshare when adding personal information on accounts, and most of all...try not to do illegal things, unless you're in a ferocious war of words with a weeaboo and you need to pull the 'kill yourself' card (Warning: this move makes you look like an insecure dumbass)

-Mikel

Friday, 8 April 2016

Copy.....Right?

Hey, veesus, Mikel heire

If you're someone who creates things for a living, be it painting, writing, drawing, or making films. Someone out there is going to steal it. There's no real way to protect what you make online, other than copyright claims. Even then there's still a chance that someone else can claim it as their own.

I personally don't care about copyright, because I don't have anything worth stealing. If anything, I'm guilty of stealing other people's crap and claiming it's originally mine. For all anyone knows, my name isn't even Mikel. I could just be some idiot in a computer science class. Is my name trademarked? Nope, but Vsauce is a trademarked brand, I bent the rules of copyright and changed the name to "veesus" and changed Michael from Vsauce to "Mikel"

Long story short, it's fun to steal other people's stuff as long as you don't make anything that's worth a damn, because if somebody stole it and you got mad about it, despite your earlier complacency about it, then you're a hypocrite. So until I make anything that I want to make money off of, I'm not going to care about copyright laws. Damn it feels good to be a hypocrite.

-Mikel