Let's talk about weeaboos, or as I like to call them, weebs. These strange creatures are unhealthily obsessed with anime and Japanese culture. Some even go so far as to abandon their own perceived culture and say they're full-on Japanese. So a 46 year old man living in his mom's basement watching Spirited Away, eating gas station sushi, and swinging a 300$ katana that mommy bought him, is totally Japanese according to the weeaboo faith.
This is one of the most xenophobic cultures I've ever seen. Plus, it's hella creepy. Some weebs say that they're married to certain anime characters, yeah....that's weird. They often talk about their unquenchable thirst for Japanese blood. Well, not really, but they might as well Bunch of sociopaths glued to their DSI's .
You're most likely to find weebs in their bedrooms (in their parents house) filled with anime posters and comics, usually hentai and other tentacle porn garbage. I'm willing to bet that if a weeaboo actually went to japan, they would say "where's the subtitles?" with that being said, if you can't watch Japanese anime without subtitles, then you're not Japanese.
In conclusion, you can like some anime (or hentai) on the down-low, but if you let anime completely consume your soul, you're a disgusting weeb and you need help. Don't buy expensive weapons that you aren't gonna use, don't pretend you're Japanese if you live in England and are completely Caucasian, know you're not married to an anime character, don't fantasize about rape, and eating sushi ain't a big event.
Weeaboos suck, hard.
-Mikel
#STOPWEEABOOS
Screw weeaboos, with their under aged child pornogrophy on tv and yet somehow legal. #StopWeeaboos #StopAnime
ReplyDeletewe should sue them for their pepes / doge coins. points to sidney
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